Friday, January 26, 2007
Older than the hills around here. You've heard it before, but anyway, . . .
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
The wife replies, "No you should do it because it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
The husband replies, "I can't believe that, prove it to me."
So the wife fetched her Bible and, opening it to the New Testament, turned to her husband and showed him where, at the top of several pages, it indeed says... HEBREWS.
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The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
The wife replies, "No you should do it because it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
The husband replies, "I can't believe that, prove it to me."
So the wife fetched her Bible and, opening it to the New Testament, turned to her husband and showed him where, at the top of several pages, it indeed says... HEBREWS.
. . . you can subscribe yourself and receive clean, Christ honoring humor simply by visiting
http://www.cleanjokeoftheday.com
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Howdy James, it's me, [got this in an e-mail from:] Joe Cosity here!