Friday, December 01, 2006
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- IX
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- IX
17. Brown‘s Law: If the shoe fits, it‘s ugly.
18. Sargent's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Got this in an e-mail from Neighbor, C . . .
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- VIII
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- VIII
15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don‘t know what you are talking about.
Got this in an e-mail from Neighbor, C . . .
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Sunday, November 26, 2006
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- VII
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- VII
13. Murphy‘s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Got this in an e-mail from Neighbor, C . . .
There are more.
