Saturday, January 06, 2007
Surely not another pretty foot contest?
Thursday, January 04, 2007
The two ladies and a kid joke
Two older ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their slightly delayed hostess.
The daughter of the family was sitting with them, on the theory that she would keep the visitors occupied during the wait. The child was about six years old, freckled, and bespectacled. She maintained a deep silence and the two ladies peered doubtfully at her.
Finally, one of them muttered to the other, "Not very p-r-e-t-t-y, I fear," carefully spelling the key word.
Whereupon the child piped up, "But awful s-m-a-r-t!"
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I got that in an e-mail. Joe has slowed way down lately, this is his latest e-mailing, on December 9th. I hope he is ok.
"Howdy James, it's me, Joe Cosity here!
If this was forwarded to you, you can subscribe yourself and receive clean, Christ honoring humor simply by visiting
http://www.cleanjokeoftheday.com"
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Simple Truths: The Dash
