Friday, November 03, 2006
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- III
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- III
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
Got this in an e-mail from Neighbor, C . . .
There are more.
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- II
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- II
3.Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Got this in an e-mail from Neighbor, C . . .
There are more.
