Friday, November 03, 2006

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- III





LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- III


5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)






Got this in an e-mail from Neighbor, C . . .
There are more.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- II





LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- II


3.Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.




Got this in an e-mail from Neighbor, C . . .
There are more.

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