Monday, November 06, 2006

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- IV





LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- IV


7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Unless you take the phone with you! Ahh fond memories...


8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don‘t want to be seen with.





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