Wednesday, November 22, 2006

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- VI





LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- VI


11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.



12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.





Got this in an e-mail from Neighbor, C . . .
There are more.

Monday, November 20, 2006

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- V





LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- V


9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won‘t work, it will.


10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.




Got this in an e-mail from Neighbor, C . . .
There are more.

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