Saturday, April 07, 2007
Two old ladies [were they blonde?]
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said, " Life is so darn boring; We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $ 5.00 bill.
The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
Got that in an e-mail from 'Nancy.'