Friday, February 16, 2007
Maybe you had better bone up on Captain Cook
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," the host asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."
"What sort of question?"
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'"
The editor thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh,"You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
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Tuesday, February 13, 2007
The right compliment, the wrong reason
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Heidi's grandson was visiting one day when he asked,"Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"
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Heidi began to mentally polish her halo while she waited for her grandson to expound upon herself being like God."No son, how are we alike?"
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"You're both old," he replied.
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