Friday, September 15, 2006

A Woman's Prayer

For the ladies:

Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you‘ve done.
[Got this in an e-mail on September 6, 2006, from Sister-in-law.]

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I'm glad I have friends

My friend, Les, sent me this today.
Thanks, Les.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Blonde Some More

These blonde jokes almost make me wish I was blond!

"A couple of blondes were discussing their busy schedules.

Blonde 1 said, "Blonde 2, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a fresh rose. I have to know: what's your secret?"

"My secret?" replied Blonde 2. "It's simple. Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o'clock sharp."

"You wake up at six o'clock?"

"Yes, and then I look at the clock, see what time it is, and go back to sleep for another four hours."

Slighty modified from for 9 September 2006.

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