Friday, January 19, 2007
More kid questions
At a Christian school the Bible teacher finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period.
"Teacher?" asked little Melvin. "There's something I need to know."
"What's that son?" asked the teacher.
"Well, according to the Scriptures, the children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"
"Right."
"And the children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?"
"Right."
"And the children of Israel built the temple, right?"
"Again, you are correct."
"And the children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the children of Israel fought the Romans, and the children of Israel were always doing something important, right?"
"All that is correct," agreed the teacher. "Son, what specifically is your question?"
"What I need to know is this," replied Melvin.
"What were all the grown-ups doing?"
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