Saturday, January 27, 2007
I had to figure this one out before it was very funny
Early one morning Shirly's husband, who works in a funeral home, woke her complaining of severe abdominal pains.
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They rushed to the emergency room where tests were performed to determine the source of the pain.
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Shirly's husband decided not to have her call in sick for him until they would know what was wrong.
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When the results came back the nurse informed them that,true to their suspicions, he was suffering from a kidney stone.
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Shirley turned to her husband and asked, "Would you like me to call the funeral home now?"
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With a scornful look, the nurse turned to her and snapped,"Honey, he's not that sick!"
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They rushed to the emergency room where tests were performed to determine the source of the pain.
.
Shirly's husband decided not to have her call in sick for him until they would know what was wrong.
.
When the results came back the nurse informed them that,true to their suspicions, he was suffering from a kidney stone.
.
Shirley turned to her husband and asked, "Would you like me to call the funeral home now?"
.
With a scornful look, the nurse turned to her and snapped,"Honey, he's not that sick!"
.
.
.
. . . you can subscribe yourself and receive clean, Christ honoring humor simply by visiting
http://www.cleanjokeoftheday.com
************************************************************
Howdy James, it's me, [got this in an e-mail from:] Joe Cosity here!
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