Sunday, November 26, 2006

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- VII





LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE -- VII



13. Murphy‘s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.



Got this in an e-mail from Neighbor, C . . .
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