Monday, September 11, 2006
Blonde Some More
"A couple of blondes were discussing their busy schedules.
Blonde 1 said, "Blonde 2, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a fresh rose. I have to know: what's your secret?"
"My secret?" replied Blonde 2. "It's simple. Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o'clock sharp."
"You wake up at six o'clock?"
"Yes, and then I look at the clock, see what time it is, and go back to sleep for another four hours."
Slighty modified from http://www.cleanjokeoftheday.com for 9 September 2006.