The Laws of Work and A cute dog joke

It's been a month since I updated this blog. Even though it is now unlisted, people are still checking it. When I retire from this retired life I may get to blogging more.

So I found a couple of happy thoughts from my friend Merle's blog March 11 post and am dropping them in here. She puts these classic jokes on her blog about every other day, please check her out.

First:

The Laws of Work. ~ ~ ~

If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours,
work nights.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the butt.

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use
being a fool about it.

The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible
for everything that goes wrong.

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And second, a cute joke:

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took
it to the veterinarian.
He found the problem was hair in it's ears, so he cleaned both
ears and the dog could hear fine, The vet then proceeded to
tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from happening
again, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair
remover cream and rub it in the ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair
remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going
to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few
days."
"I'm not going to use it under my arms.."
"If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must
know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist said, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

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My three other blogs are up and running, the picture above was posted on the first two yesterday:

JIM'S LITTLE BLOG
JIM'S LITTLE PHOTO PLACE (also has my Worldless Wednesday posts)
Ask Dr. Jim (blog)