Friday, September 15, 2006
A Woman's Prayer
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For the ladies:
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Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
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Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
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Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
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Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you‘ve done.
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[Got this in an e-mail on September 6, 2006, from Sister-in-law.]
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
I'm glad I have friends
Monday, September 11, 2006
Blonde Some More
These blonde jokes almost make me wish I was blond!"A couple of blondes were discussing their busy schedules.
Blonde 1 said, "Blonde 2, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a fresh rose. I have to know: what's your secret?"
"My secret?" replied Blonde 2. "It's simple. Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o'clock sharp."
"You wake up at six o'clock?"
"Yes, and then I look at the clock, see what time it is, and go back to sleep for another four hours."
Slighty modified from http://www.cleanjokeoftheday.com for 9 September 2006.
